Some wacky and fantastic things happening around here. Most notable among these is that we have put red dot stickers on so many objects that one of us had a red-dot-filled dream last night (not making that one up!).
Red dot means 40% discount. On all the things you’ve been coveting. And the things you don’t know you’ve been coveting. Also, the things I’ve been coveting. It’s a happy time no matter how you look at it.
10am to 10pm. But if you come at 10:10pm and you look even a little hopeful, we’ll let you in and hand you the broom. Then show you what’s on sale.
This is what a red dot might look like.